The ring of the phone wakes me up. I get up. The head feels like someone else's. Most probably of the Great Khali. I am wearing my Tshirt. The wrong way. I am wearing my pajamas. The wrong way. My super precious Seiko 21-jewels lay in pieces next to me. My right arm is bruised. My palm punctured by my broken watch. Was I in Mandak? Or Duisburg? Not Siliguri definitely. My thoughts swirled around trying to fix my geographical coordinates. My bunk bed did the trick. Ah, Parmelee. As dazed as a Columbian revolutionary who had his hostages whisked away from under their nose, I carefully climbed down. The phone ring hadn't stopped. Unable to frame coherent sentences, I pick up the phone. There was some good news and some bad news.
The good news was it wasn't mom.
The bad news was it wasn't mom.
Damn Mexicans and their only worthy contribution to the human race.
Take your hands inside your blouse and unhook your bra. - Lipstick under my burkha (LUMB) had the potential to be an amazing movie. Unfortunately, it is not. I could see how someone had a great idea for great ch...